Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
- the greatest thing i have ever read  (via get-fit2fuck)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety)


I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

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"Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still. That is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight!"
Happy 45th Anniversary to the Haunted Mansion! :)


if october to january isn’t your favorite time of the year you’re wrong